Post by goncet on Apr 20, 2017 23:49:50 GMT -5
The return of everyone's favorite mercenary is near!
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A loud squeak broke the silence in the house as the first man turned around to spy Deadpool, having just entered through the doorway.
“Well, this is embarrassing, I swear I’m usually better at this it’s just been a very long time, can we go again?” The mercenary quickly rolled out of the way of the bullet that placed itself in the nearby wall.
“Okay, I’ll give you that one, that was my fault but if you keep shooting me I’m going to have to use lethal force, you know, like Robocop.”
“What the fuck are you talking about?” The man said before firing two more rounds in the intruder’s direction.
“Why do they always ask me that?” Deadpool sighed as he returned fire and hit the man’s leg, bringing him down to a knee. “Not even a little yelp? I mean I wasn’t expecting a Wilhelm scream or anything but Jesus, give me something, man.”
The man attempted another shot at Deadpool before he took a bullet to the hand wielding his weapon. He held himself back from yelling out in pain and muttered, “who the hell are you?”
“I am vengeance, I am the night, I am Deadpool!” he proclaimed as he knocked the gun away from the man’s reach. “Tell you what, since you finally gave me the opportunity to use that line, I’ll let you live as long as you tell me what I- “A bullet tore its way through Deadpool’s chest as he looked at the wound in surprise before turning around to face the second man. “Talk about fucking amateur hour, you couldn’t even hit my heart!?”
“Wha-how did- “was all he managed to say before a shot to the head ended his life.
“See, your friend was less lucky, now then, what exactly are you guys cooking up in this fun little trap house?”
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A loud squeak broke the silence in the house as the first man turned around to spy Deadpool, having just entered through the doorway.
“Well, this is embarrassing, I swear I’m usually better at this it’s just been a very long time, can we go again?” The mercenary quickly rolled out of the way of the bullet that placed itself in the nearby wall.
“Okay, I’ll give you that one, that was my fault but if you keep shooting me I’m going to have to use lethal force, you know, like Robocop.”
“What the fuck are you talking about?” The man said before firing two more rounds in the intruder’s direction.
“Why do they always ask me that?” Deadpool sighed as he returned fire and hit the man’s leg, bringing him down to a knee. “Not even a little yelp? I mean I wasn’t expecting a Wilhelm scream or anything but Jesus, give me something, man.”
The man attempted another shot at Deadpool before he took a bullet to the hand wielding his weapon. He held himself back from yelling out in pain and muttered, “who the hell are you?”
“I am vengeance, I am the night, I am Deadpool!” he proclaimed as he knocked the gun away from the man’s reach. “Tell you what, since you finally gave me the opportunity to use that line, I’ll let you live as long as you tell me what I- “A bullet tore its way through Deadpool’s chest as he looked at the wound in surprise before turning around to face the second man. “Talk about fucking amateur hour, you couldn’t even hit my heart!?”
“Wha-how did- “was all he managed to say before a shot to the head ended his life.
“See, your friend was less lucky, now then, what exactly are you guys cooking up in this fun little trap house?”
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