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Post by Cory W. on May 1, 2006 11:26:24 GMT -5
I figure that this board could use a little activity, so what better way then to talk about Wolverine to all of you mutant grubbin' little writers? In the vein of all of those "One Hundred Facts About Jack Bauer" and "One Hundred Facts About Chuck Norris" sites, I suggest we play a similar game called "One Hundred Facts About Wolverine."
The rules are simple. The facts have to be funny exaggerations, and to an extent not necessarily facts; they have to be pro-Wolverine; they have to involve Wolverine in some way; and you can only post one fact until someone else posts another fact. You can make facts about Wolverine in canon Marvel or at M2K (depending on how familiar you are with Wolverine at the site). To make things easier to keep track of, please number your facts and try to be as clever as possible. I'll kick us off.
Fact #1: "When Wolverine found out that he was played by Hugh Jackman, he tracked down and killed Jackman. Wolverine gets played by no man."
Easy, no? Have fun, guys!
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Venom
Regular Ol' Nerd
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Post by Venom on May 1, 2006 11:30:00 GMT -5
Fact #2: While all of Wolverine's skin was burnt off, he sat in gum. It stuck to his muscle tissue. Jubilee offered to take it off, but Wolverine said no. He said his skin would just heal over the gum...Yeah...
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Post by Cory W. on May 1, 2006 11:43:50 GMT -5
Fact #2: While all of Wolverine's skin was burnt off, he sat in gum. It stuck to his muscle tissue. Jubilee offered to take it off, but Wolverine said no. He said his skin would just heal over the gum...Yeah... Heh, riiiighhht... That reminds me. Everyone can use the Jack Bauer facts ( www.notrly.com/jackbauer/index.php?topthirty) and the Cuck Norris facts ( 4q.cc/index.php?pid=top100&person=chuck) for inspiration if they like. |
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Mike Exner III
Too Much Time On Your Hands
Immortal... Beloved?
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Post by Mike Exner III on May 1, 2006 12:07:27 GMT -5
Fact #3: When Daredevil fought Wolverine in M2K's Wolverine series, the self-styled man without fear went back to his yellow costume. Because he was AFRAID!
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Post by Cory W. on May 1, 2006 12:16:17 GMT -5
Fact #4: "Cyclops is okay with Jean fantasizing about Wolverine when they're having sex - because he usually is, too."
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Adnan Khan
Elitist Know-It-All Prick
Amazing Spider-Fan
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Post by Adnan Khan on May 1, 2006 14:41:23 GMT -5
When Logan was a sperm, he quickly sniffed out the egg and took out all the other sperm in his way with his sperm claws...doesn't exist you say? They do for Logan.
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Post by D. Golightly on May 1, 2006 15:14:42 GMT -5
Fact #6 - Once Logan was a guest on the View. It was the highest rated episode in the history of the show. It was also the only time men admitted to watching.
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Post by Cory W. on May 1, 2006 17:47:10 GMT -5
Now you guys are getting better.
Fact #7: Wolverine once met a gay alternate reality version of himself. That character's name? Chuck Norris.
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Mike Exner III
Too Much Time On Your Hands
Immortal... Beloved?
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Post by Mike Exner III on May 1, 2006 18:03:12 GMT -5
Fact #8: For Wolverine, anything plus anything equals one. One slice of the claws.
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Brad Horton
Regular Ol' Nerd
The New Old Nerd
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Post by Brad Horton on May 1, 2006 21:10:06 GMT -5
Fact #9: Wolverine had a brain fart so intense, he believed for a moment that he was Jack Bauer and teabagged Cory Wiegel.
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Mike Exner III
Too Much Time On Your Hands
Immortal... Beloved?
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Post by Mike Exner III on May 1, 2006 21:19:52 GMT -5
Fact #10: Wolverine doesn't teabag Cory Wiegel... he garbage bags him.
Dayum!
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Post by Stephen Crosby on May 1, 2006 21:48:54 GMT -5
Fact #11: After Cory, Wolverine moved on to Exner. And double-bagged him.
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Mike Exner III
Too Much Time On Your Hands
Immortal... Beloved?
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Post by Mike Exner III on May 1, 2006 22:01:33 GMT -5
Fact #12: In a recent survey it was discovered the 95% of American women lost their virginity to Wolverine. One of them was Stephen Crosby.
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Post by Cory W. on May 2, 2006 11:52:47 GMT -5
Fact #13: The leading cause of death in middle aged mobster midgets wielding chainsaws is Wolverine. That's just how Garth Ennis rolls.
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Jason Eberly
Elitist Know-It-All Prick
Eh, I'll post later...
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Post by Jason Eberly on May 13, 2006 0:38:50 GMT -5
Fact #14: Logan was once a Mexican wrestler, though he didn't speak any Spanish. The people called him "hombre detrás melenudo".
(I wonder who'll translate it first?)
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