Jason Eberly
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Post by Jason Eberly on May 20, 2006 13:42:38 GMT -5
Fact #27: Logan's real father? Wilt Chamberlain.
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Jason Eberly
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Post by Jason Eberly on May 20, 2006 13:44:04 GMT -5
Fact #28: For every Halloween, Logan dresses up as Papa Smurf.
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Post by Cory W. on May 20, 2006 13:56:02 GMT -5
Haha, loved the Wilt Chamberlain fact, Jason.
Fact #29: More specifically, Wolverine dresses his family jewels up as Papa Smurf. Jean regularly gives him a massive case of blue balls, so y'know, it's not very difficult.
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Post by D. Golightly on May 20, 2006 13:56:20 GMT -5
FACT #30: Wolverine is Tyler Durdan's role model.
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Post by Stephen Crosby on May 20, 2006 16:30:33 GMT -5
Fact 31: While Wolverine is the best there is at what he does (and it ain't pretty), he is only the second best at hand-crafting poupouri (and they are indeed very pretty).
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Post by Cory W. on May 20, 2006 20:14:50 GMT -5
Fact #32: Wolverine does not let women on top during sex. Why? Because Wolverine never fucks up.
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Post by Stephen Crosby on May 20, 2006 20:23:10 GMT -5
That one had me laughing for five minutes straight.
Fact #33: In exchange for letting him win, Wolverine agreed to buy Lobo a beer. Then he welched by running to another dimension. Hence Wolverine can never appear in a Marvel/DC crossover.
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Jason Eberly
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Post by Jason Eberly on May 20, 2006 23:38:35 GMT -5
Fact #34: Logan owns the entire DVD collection of Sex and the City.
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Post by Stephen Crosby on May 21, 2006 10:46:06 GMT -5
Fact #35: Ironically, Black Widow remains the only Marvel redhead Wolverine has not slept with. (When Spider-Man was briefly dead, MJ didn't consider it cheating).
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Post by Cory W. on May 21, 2006 11:19:37 GMT -5
Fact #36: Wolverine's vanity plate reads "IKIL4UXM."
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Brad Horton
Regular Ol' Nerd
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Post by Brad Horton on May 21, 2006 11:39:52 GMT -5
Fact #37: Wolverine once challenged Ted Kennedy to a drinking contest. You know the rest.
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Post by Stephen Crosby on May 21, 2006 18:28:06 GMT -5
Wolverine volunteered for Weapon X?
Fact #38: When the medical officer was too queasy to do the deed, Wolverine stepped up and cut out Nick Fury's eye.
Fact #39: Fury gave Wolverine the eye as a keepsake, and its now in a joke ice-cube that Logan likes to slip into Cyclops' glass. ("Hey One-Eye, there's the other one!")
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Jason Eberly
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Post by Jason Eberly on May 26, 2006 0:24:19 GMT -5
Fact #40: Nightcrawler was shocked one day when, after mistakenly picking up Logan's iPod, discovered the first song on it was The Carpenters "Rainy Days and Mondays".
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Jason Eberly
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Post by Jason Eberly on May 26, 2006 0:27:16 GMT -5
Fact #41: When Logan first joined the X-Men, the rest of the team laughed every time he said "aboot".
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Post by Cory W. on May 26, 2006 13:01:11 GMT -5
Fact #42: On a high school math test, Wolverine put down "Violence" as every one of the answers. He got an A+ on the test because Wolverine solves all his problems with Violence.
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