Mike Exner III
Too Much Time On Your Hands
Immortal... Beloved?
Posts: 67
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Post by Mike Exner III on Apr 30, 2006 19:22:42 GMT -5
Come up with as many ideas for a "What if...?" series at the M2K Alternate Branch as you can...
...go!
Okay fine, I'll start.
"What if Aunt May was bitten by the radioactive spider?"
Spider-Hag! Spider-Hag! Hits you with her oversized bag Uses a walker, to get around If she's driving a car, she'll run you down
What was that, sonny? Here comes the Spider-Hag!
Is she old? Listen, friend! Her life is nearly at an end And if she falls, and breaks her hip It will mend, in a jiff
Get off my lawn, punk! She is the Spider-Hag!
When she swings through the night You see the webs under her pits But if you look really close You'll realize its her sagging tits
Spider-Hag! Spider-Hag! Really old and doddering Spider-Hag! Little kids, she adores Doing it out of marriage means you're a w-hore
So wherever there is gridlock... And if there's an episode of Matlock... You'll find the Spider-Haaaaaaag!
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Post by Stephen Crosby on Apr 30, 2006 20:23:25 GMT -5
Did it suddenly become Assistant Editor's Month? Brr, I'm getting flashbacks of the Golden Oldie.
Okay, um, I guess I'll say What If Bucky had become Captain America? A career soldier trained and willing to kill, enhanced to just beyond human limits. Of course he'd also be alone, a brash young man with nothing holding him back. Something tells me he'd never be frozen, soak up the popularity, run for public office and spear-head a very frightening 50's administration.
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Adnan Khan
Elitist Know-It-All Prick
Amazing Spider-Fan
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Post by Adnan Khan on Apr 30, 2006 21:47:59 GMT -5
nice...and crosby...too much time on your hands!
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Venom
Regular Ol' Nerd
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Post by Venom on Apr 30, 2006 21:57:28 GMT -5
What If...Cable had never been able to find the Twelve?
Like, he just kept looking and looking...and never found them. What then?
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Post by Cory W. on Apr 30, 2006 22:34:54 GMT -5
What if... Cory Wiegel had finished his run on ASM and the Rose Goblin storyline, and not Mike Exner III?
Inquiring minds wanna know.
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Adnan Khan
Elitist Know-It-All Prick
Amazing Spider-Fan
Posts: 142
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Post by Adnan Khan on May 1, 2006 0:03:22 GMT -5
what if, adnan khan managed to stay at m2k longer than a year at a time...what if?
or what if ben reilly was the real peter parker!??!!??!
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Venom
Regular Ol' Nerd
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Post by Venom on May 1, 2006 0:20:55 GMT -5
What if we killed off Peter Parker at M2K for good, and truly replaced Spider-Man with the Scarlet Spider?
Or...
What if someone was able to write the Scarlet Spider title for more than an issue at a time?
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Post by Cory W. on May 1, 2006 0:27:31 GMT -5
What if Eric Faynberg presented a giant BM?
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Venom
Regular Ol' Nerd
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Post by Venom on May 1, 2006 0:54:04 GMT -5
I'm about to present a giant BM to my toilet, actually...
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Post by Cory W. on May 1, 2006 1:04:19 GMT -5
Heh, eeewww...
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Post by D. Golightly on May 1, 2006 12:37:11 GMT -5
What if...Captain America had become Venom?
So back in WW2, Steve Rodgers gets the super-soldier treatment and does the whole hero thing. But instead of landing in the Artic waters, his rocket ship gets close enough to the upper atmosphere to catch a stray symbiote. Cap lands back on terra firma and the symbiote takes him over. Craziness ensues.
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Post by Christopher Oliva on May 1, 2006 13:19:35 GMT -5
What if the Hilton Sisters were the Wonder Twins and um...destroyed...Genosha.
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Mike Exner III
Too Much Time On Your Hands
Immortal... Beloved?
Posts: 67
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Post by Mike Exner III on May 1, 2006 13:22:54 GMT -5
You are all very, VERY bad at this. I turn from you in shame... on my BOOTHEELS!
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Post by Christopher Oliva on May 1, 2006 13:38:20 GMT -5
Aw...I liked my What if storyline.
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Post by D. Golightly on May 1, 2006 13:41:33 GMT -5
Yeah and I was actually series about Cap becoming Venom!
Just include a BM into the story and its freaking GOLD!
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